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Well OK, so I already know y’all won;t believe this, but that’s OK, it really is true and I have witnesses. See, I use to do a lot of scuba diving, one of my favorite things of all times. When I had to do my internship in Massachusetts I continued to dive as often as I could. The ultimate of freedom. Anyway, in the northeast the water is very cold and I like night diving the most, especially in winter when the water was more clear even though it was never more than about 6”. The ocean get like that. On one of the coldest days the northeast ever had in the winter I went diving with my dive partner (he’s a guy-that’s important to remember – no Greg, not that kind of guy). Anyway it was about 0100 hours (that’s 1 A.M., morning, just after midnight). We brought bottles of warm water with us so we could get into our wet suits in his truck at the beach then poured the ater into our wetsuits. That prevents the initial cold water film and avoids the brief but horrid cold water shock. We liked to dive for lobsters who are night feeders, like me and Greg and Jack. After about 20 minutes we had to get up the 80 feet to the surface and get out of the water. Well getting in warm was easy, now his truck is freezing and we are freezing and we have to take our wetsuits off and get dry and into warm clothing. I didn;t pay much attention to Peter because we knew that both of us had undergone a sex change procedure. It was n0on surgical, with no anesthesia and no hormones. See when guys gonads (word for testicles) get super cold they go where it’s warm. In this case mine went directly to the Bahamas. So I was clearly testicle-less. And the penis? well, lets just say it goes back to a pre-birth look. But when guys get their breasts frozen they tend to present with a – well you know all that. So we both wondered whether we would need a wonder bra. It took three months (well actually 3 hours) before my male body parts came back and my female features disappeared. I’ve never seen this happen to a woman though. But that did not deter us from night diving in the winter. The wonder bras always did what they were supposed to and the penis later rose to the occasion. Think what you want but the lobsters were great and it is a true story. Just have to love wonder bras. Greg will understand.
Ki
so have been gone for a while but here I am. So True Story, Craig and I were diving in off Victoria BC, in very cold water, with a couple friends of ours. After the 2nd dive we returned in the boat to the dock, and in need of a pitcher and some steaed clams. The Bar at the dock was (I swear) “The Blue Peter”. Sue and I thought it was hilarious. I don’t understand why Craig and Randy didn’t find it so funny.
OMG , I wish I had been there to witness that …yep! ALL of that. I am laughing so hard!
Warm hugs , KiI know that place, Jackie. the Blue Peter, right across the road from the Saltpeter Bar and grill. Nothing like a little potassium nitrate.
Ki
OK, Jeanne. Let’s go. But no peeking. Probably won’t be anything to see anyway, but just in case. And no pictures put on Facebook either. But I want Greg to come with us for moral (as opposed to immoral) support. We can comnfort each other (no, not that kind). We can hand out at the Blue Peter and make an appearance so to speak. Now I just can’t wait to see what Greg is going to say. Maybe he will come with us.
I’ll be OK. I’ll just chill and relax. You know, just hang out with Hey, you know those little pocket size measuring tapes? well ******************Nah. Won’ t need it. I was wonder though about beer bottles. You know, long necks, shorties, whatever they call them. Has anyone ever measured a beet bottle? well, this is too off topic off topic.
Oh, how is your bear? Is he bearing with you? Or did you chase him away again?
From the best selling nature novel, “the Bear Mafia”, there is a quote about bearing with bears and Bering (Bering sea). Pretty cool book.
I think I freaking out. Must be med time. May I need to go golfing. But that hole in one thing makes no sense. Should be a one in hole. the ball (just one of them) goes into the hole. The hole doesn’t go into the ball. Maybe now Jack will join this insane discussion that Jackie and Jeanne started. Think I’ll go hang out and chill, bear with me.
Ki
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