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  • #7957
    Jeanne
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    Bad Teacher

    A schoolteacher was arrested at the airport for trying to go through security with a slide rule and a calculator. He was charged with carrying weapons of math instruction.
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    A Penguin Walks Into…

    A penguin walks into a bar, goes to the counter, and asks the bartender, “Have you seen my brother?” The bartender says, “I don’t know. What does he look like?”
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    A Grasshopper Hops Into…

    A grasshopper hops into a bar. The bartender says, “You’re quite a celebrity around here. We’ve even got a drink named after you.”

    The grasshopper says, “You’ve got a drink named Steve?”

    #16530
    SueG
    Participant

    Cute Jeanne 🙂

    Let’s clean our computer screens now :

    (right click on the link below)

    http://www.lingdao.fr/outils/nettoyeurecran/cleanscreen.swf

    #16531
    Jeanne
    Participant

    Much better! LOL

    #16532
    KIOWA
    Participant

    Yup, time to erase the hardrive. Go play with your bears, Jeanne. But first:

    Jeanne walks into——-

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