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September 26, 2012 at 12:26 am #7575
KIOWA
ParticipantI need them, I started getting some dental work done. You know the kind. Where they use back hoes and giant earth moving equipment, plastic explosive and Detcord? Yeah, it was time, some crowns (I wish), some implants (What the heck, they’re only 3K each) and some other stuff. I’m use to heavy oil well drilling equipment, but when they use it on my teeth I don;t get any chance for a royalty. Plus I can;t find my teddy, Blanky and bottle). Four hours so far this week and 2 more tomorrow and who knows from there. Man, I love my dentist, even though he’s a guy but this is getting me worried only because he told me that the canine teeth are fine. CANINE TEETH? I am a kindred spirit of wolves and dogs and foxes and coyotes, but i didn’t think I was a canine. I was never sure I was a Homo Sapien either but CANINE teeth? Why not Dracula teeth. I know about baby teeth and second teeth and wisdom teeth but CANINE????????? I wonder is Greg will start petting me, he likes Canines. Maybe my dogs will pet me and give me ear scratching and belly rubs like I give them. CANINE TEETH?????????? I’m not the man I thought I was. I have to the dogs. Which is actually a good thing. But I cannot get the hang of raising my leg to pee. Don;t laugh, it is not as easy as you might think. try it!
Kiowa
September 26, 2012 at 2:20 pm #13967marysue
ParticipantLOL! 😛 Just remember to have several shots of tequila (don’t forget to eat the worm in the bottle for extra strength) and put on a Depends diaper before each appointment and you’ll be fine!
I’m laughing so hard I’ll probably pee my pants!! 😛
September 27, 2012 at 2:49 am #13968KIOWA
ParticipantPRAY FOR ME! Two more hours or more in the chair tomorrow. Not the electric chair, although that is a reasonable alternative. The dental chair. This major reconstruction is not quite as nice as a quiet candle light dinner in the Swiss Alps. I think tomorrow they are putting in the infrastructure for an oil and gas pipeline. But I did find my blanky, bottle and teddy. I will load up the bottle with tequila. No one will know. Well, only teddy will know. I wonder if Greg would come and hold my hand, or at least hold the urinal for me. I believe they may also do some dredging. As long as they leave my K-9 teeth alone I guess I’ll be OK. I told my dogs about my K-9 teeth. They aren’t speaking to me today and they have hidden all their toys.
September 27, 2012 at 3:34 am #13969scubalady
Participantok, forgive me but… i’m just trying to picture you in a teddy with a blanket.
nah, maybe i shouldn’tSeptember 27, 2012 at 2:01 pm #13970marysue
ParticipantSeriously, best of luck for successful procedures and yes I’m praying for that. I know dental stuff is no joke. I’ve had my share. Are they giving you any sedation for it?
September 30, 2012 at 3:10 am #13971Jeanne
Participant“But I cannot get the hang of raising my leg to pee”
I can do that
Long story…..:D Two word hint…. poison ivySeptember 30, 2012 at 2:39 pm #13972KIOWA
ParticipantI get local anesthesia, as in injections of Novocaine and that usually works. I cannot have nitrous oxide because it precipitates seizures and I i don;t like general anesthesia. But I survived it. Now this coming wee, two more hours for a crown and some other stuff. The really difficult part is over. It’s just a matter of a lot more money.
Oh, Jeanne. I have never been known to pee on poison ivy. I don;t react to it anyway, but I don;t pee on cacti either. Practice Jeanne. You’ll get the “hang” of it. Or maybe not.
September 30, 2012 at 2:39 pm #13973KIOWA
ParticipantI get local anesthesia, as in injections of Novocaine and that usually works. I cannot have nitrous oxide because it precipitates seizures and I i don;t like general anesthesia. But I survived it. Now this coming wee, two more hours for a crown and some other stuff. The really difficult part is over. It’s just a matter of a lot more money.
Oh, Jeanne. I have never been known to pee on poison ivy. I don;t react to it anyway, but I don;t pee on cacti either. Practice Jeanne. You’ll get the “hang” of it. Or maybe not.
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