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Actually I don’t hate chickens as a creature even though they look like something that struggled unsuccessfully through a tornado. I mean I eat chickens, well I eat the meat of chickens. Well some meat even though I don;t think it should be called “meat”. Chicken is chicken and not meat. Aside from all let’s assume i really don;t hate chickens. I hate the notoriety they get. They get more recognition than George Clooney. There is something wrong with that. They also get to be the star of many television commercials. And how many fast food restaurants have the name “chicken” in the name. I’m surprised there isn’t a “Chickens R Us” Maybe there are. The point is every thing is equated to or compared with chicken. “Rabbits taste like chicken”. In reality they don’t. “snails taste like chicken”. No, they taste like Firestone Tires. “It tastes something like chick”, you heard them all. Millions upon millions of chickens are exported into other countries. Why is that? They settled in North America and won;t live or breed anywhere else? that’s absurd. And the price of chicken? Well that is so outrageous. They should give the stupid birds away! Anyway, I eat only the breasts and I find that disgusting. But if I want white meat which isn’t really meat I have to eat the breasts. all so I can keep my cholesterol level low. of course I don;t eat the skin. And I don’t think anyone should. How many people ear cow hide or elk hide or human skin? Well forget the human skin, that’s different. And it does not taste like chicken. Don’t ask how I know that. The bottom line is that chickens are way over exalted as the cure all for most ill. I really believe in zombies and I have every reason to believe that they are chickens. OK, lobsters are ugly too. But first, they don’t taste like fire stone tires and they are relatively low keyed. And they taste good. Did you ever hear of chicken sushi? Of course not. Only fish and shell fish are sushi. Not chickens. Chickens are the home of Salmonella. No, not the Italian god father. The disease. I doubt chickens will ever become extinct. for all I know they mate with themselves. And that is gross. And they sit on their own eggs. That’s like a guy sitting on his…. Well, chickens are for the birds and even the birds don;t want them. And did you know there are laws about feeding chicken “meat” to chickens? Yes, it is true.. it is called forced cannibalism by animal rights groups.
I hate chickens
Jeesh! What did a chicken do to you to deserve that rant or have you been hen pecked too much lately? It’s a good thing that it isn’t a piece of chicken at the bottom of a tequila bottle but a worm. I don’t think I’d want to hear or see your reaction to that! Man you gave me such a laugh this morning! LOL!:P
Nope, not hen pecked. My wife never does that, she’s too sweet. But chicken??/!!!!! I think something must have happened when I was in utero that involved a chicken. Actually when I was a kid (as opposed to a goat), maybe a kid goat, we raised chickens and other things. I raised some as an adult (I was the adult, the others were chickens). But I didn’t like it because I had to clip their wings so they couldn’t fly and although it didn’t hurt them I always thought it was cruel. The ones I don’t like the most aare the human species of chickens I was attacked by a gang of chickens with long beaks and switch blade knives in Brooklyn once. Well, actually that’s not true but it could happen. We could actually be taken over by chickens. Scary stuff! Stay away from Brooklyn.
Ok, I was just at a chicken meeting (yes, I speak chicken).
They can’t understand this animosity..I tried to explain that you are not always in your right mind, but not sure they gave a cluck about that.
They think you are a rotten egg now. You really must restore their faith in you. Sad chicken plucking situation SighThere are some rogue and evil chicken groups out there so be careful which meetings you attend. of course I have to wonder why you attended a chicken meeting in the first place. Spooky. Very very spooky.
Jeanne said she speaks Chicken. Now I have to wonder which dialect. I think we should be worried about Jeanne. Californians! What can I say?
Kiowa
I also speak Pigeon and Raccoon. I haven’t got too man y words in Bear…and I don’t want to! Scarrrrrry
Well the one at the window the other day was making a snorting sound… didn’t like no food around. And another one that was here was grunting at me a bunch of times in a row. I think he was saying you scared the poop out of me. He ran one way , I ran another, then we both looked back..that’s when he grunted , lol. Funny now, but not then!
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