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There are different levels of crazy. Some of us will say that we/he/she is crazier than a loon. How did that poor bird get to be that way? (As a side note, we call our one dollar coin the “loonie”) We all know how crazy the Canadian government is anyhow.
Some people are “off their rockers” or “off the wall” Since when did one have to be on a wall or in a rocker in order to be declared sane? (As a side note, when referring to myself I always say I was never on a rocker from the time I was born so I assume that makes me absolutely insane)
Ok, Ki, Greg you take it from here…
Since no one has replied to this post I assume I’m the crazy one here unless others are too afraid to admit it.
Greg and I have had to set up a summit conference to discuss this post. It’s being held in an asylum near you. Of course with the holidays coming I would say that being nuttier than a fruit cake has some application. My biggest concern is that there are bats in the belfry at the asylum. Well, maybe those are just the voices in Greg head. That may be stretching it but then again Greg likes some things to be stretched, unlike Jack who un-stretches things, like clubs. What guy would be loony enough to want to un-stretch his club?
Written by Greg, Posted by Ki
“Fly Insanity Airlines”, the only airline with a stretch model and able to fly faster than a Loon.
GregKi
And on Insanity Airlines we serve nuts as snacks. What else would be so appropriate? Dr Pepper is our resident psycho (logist). We show “Looney Tunes” on TV and don’t have life jackets, we have strait-jackets! Of course, Krazy Glue holds the plane together.
Come fly with us sometime soon. I know Ki is on board. I also am lurking about, though which version of me boards the plane depends on which flight of fancy I happen to be taking!
Kigreg – bwahahahahaha
You just have to be crazy not to love these posts. Speaking of which, there are Post cereals you know. But I’m not convinced they came after. Wonder if I should post this? Maybe I’ll “Post It”.
Ki
Bush the [strong]Post[/strong] Turtle
A 70-year-old Texas Rancher got his hand caught in a gate while working cattle. He wrapped the hand in his bandana and drove his pickup to the doctor. While suturing the laceration, the doctor asked the old man about George W. Bush being in the White House.
The old Texan said, “Well, ya know, Bush is a ‘Post Turtle.'”
Not knowing what the old man meant, the doctor asked what a Post Turtle was.
The old man looked at him and drawled, “When you’re driving down a country road and you come across a fence post with a turtle balanced on top, that’s a Post Turtle.”
The old man saw a puzzled look on the doctor’s face, so he continued to explain:
“You know he didn’t get there by himself, he doesn’t belong there, he can’t get anything done while he’s up there, and you just want to help the poor fella get down.”
Think I need to post this …..seems appropriate for this group (except me ,of course. I am just fine 🙂
A noted psychiatrist was a guest at an academic function, and his hostess naturally broached the subject in which the doctor was most at ease.
“Would you mind telling me, Doctor,” she asked, “how you detect a mental deficiency in somebody who appears completely normal?”
“Nothing is easier,” he replied. “You ask a simple question which anyone should answer with no trouble. If the person hesitates, that puts you on the track.”
“What sort of question?”
“Well, you might ask him, ‘Captain Cook made three trips around the world and died during one of them. Which one?'”The hostess thought a moment, then said with a nervous laugh, “You wouldn’t happen to have another example would you? I must confess I don’t know much about history.”
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