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    Jeanne
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    DIFFERENT WAYS OF LOOKING AT THINGS
    ‘Mr. Clark, I have reviewed this case very carefully,’ the Divorce Court Judge said, ‘And I’ve decided to give your wife $775 a week,’
    ‘That’s very fair, your honor,’ the husband said. ‘And every now and then I’ll try to send her a few bucks myself.’
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    > A doctor examining a woman who had been rushed to the Emergency Room, took the husband aside, and said, ‘I don’t like the looks of your wife at all.’
    > ‘Me neither doc,’ said the husband. ‘But she’s a great cook and really good with the kids.’
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    > An old man goes to the Wizard to ask him if he can remove a curse he has been living with for the last 40 years.
    > The Wizard says, ‘Maybe, but you will have to tell me the exact words that were used to put the curse on you.’
    > The old man says without hesitation, ‘I now pronounce you man and wife.’
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    > A blonde calls Delta Airlines and asks, ‘Can you tell me how long it’ll take to fly from San Francisco to New York City?’
    > The agent replies, ‘Just a minute.’
    > ‘Thank you,’ the blonde says, and hangs up.
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    #16506
    KIOWA
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    Only you Jeanne. Only you.

    Ki

    (how long does it take?)

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