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    Jeanne
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    A golfer, now into his golden years, had a lifelong ambition to play the 17th hole at TPC Sawgrass in Ponte Verde, Fla., exactly the way the pros do it. The pros drive the ball out over the water onto the small green that is on a small spit of land. It was something the golfer had tried hundreds of times without success. His ball had always fallen short, into the water. Because of this, he never used a new ball on this particular hole. He always picked out one that had a cut or a nick, as did many other “average” golfers when negotiating very challenging holes.

    Recently he went to Sawgrass to try again. When he came to the fateful hole, he teed up an old, cut ball as usual, and said a silent prayer. However, before
    he could hit the ball, a powerful voice from above seemed to be booming out from the clouds, saying:

    “Wait! Replace that old ball with a brand new one.”

    The golfer complied, with some slight misgivings, despite the fact that this same force seemed to be implying that he was going to finally achieve his lifelong ambition. As he stepped up to the tee once more, the voice came down again:

    “Wait. Step back. Take a practice swing.”

    So he stepped back and took a practice swing, certain now that this heavenly force was going to make his dream come true. The voice boomed out again:

    “Take another practice swing.”

    Dutifully, he did. He stopped expectantly and waited … A long silence followed …
    Then the voice again:

    “Use the old ball.”

    Heeheehee

    #17835
    Jack Moon
    Keymaster

    Good one Jeanne!!
    Thanks for the smile.
    Jack

    #17848
    Rick B
    Participant

    That is a great one!!!…thank you Jeanne.
    I trust you won’t mind if tell it to a great bunch of older golfers much like myself…there’ll be smiles for miles!
    Rick

    #17867
    KIOWA
    Participant

    Well it’s not the cut in the ball, this would not be a problem with a golf ball. But Jack uses ping pong balls so what would one expect. He calls them golf balls and therein lies the other part of the problem. Poor Jack.

    Kiowa

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