First bad joke of 2013

[Jeanne]

A 70-year-old man goes to the doctor’s for a physical.
The doctor runs some tests and says to the man,
”Well, everything seems to be in top condition physically,
but what about mentally? How is your connection with God?”
And the man says, ”Oh me and God? We’re tight. We have a real bond,
He’s good to me. Every night when I have to get up to go to the bathroom,He turns on the light for me, and then, when I leave, He turns it back off.”

Well, upon hearing this the doctor was astonished.
He called the man’s wife and said, ”I’d like to speak to you about your husband’s connection with God.
He claims that every night when he needs to use the restroom,
God turns on the light for him and turns it off for him again when he leaves. Is this true?”
And she says, ”don’t mind That old man, he’s been urinating in the refrigerator!”

heeheehoohoo

[marysue]

My younger brother used to accidentally urinate in the closet when he was little because he used to sleeepwalk at night. One time he peed on a big bunch of freshly washed sheets. Needless to say my mom wasn’t amused. Your story is funny though. Thanks for sharing. Keep ’em coming.

[Jack Moon]

LMAO, good one Jeanne.
Jack

[KIOWA]

If there be a tree then ye can pee!

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