I had fun reading these yesterday from the almanac…
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1) Dinner Special; Turkey $2.35; Chicken or Beef $2.25; Children $2.00
2) For Sale: Antique desk suitable for lady with thick legs and large drawers.
3) Now is you rchance to have your ears peierce and get an extra pair to take home too.
4) Have several old dress from grandmother in beautiful condition
5) We do not tear your clothing with machinery. We do it by hand.
6) Tired of cleaning yourself? Let me do it.
7) Used toilet paper for sale.
I think these leave a lot for the imagination, ya think? LOL! 😛