So you really expect us to believe that, do you?
Virus…diarrhea…vomiting…dehydration…seizures…tired…cold…congestion…asthma…flu…chest pain…breathing issues…hospital refuses to see you…hospital tells you you’re faking…
Next thing you’ll be telling us is that there is some psycho who is after you…oh, wait, you already told us that!
Look on the bright side: we all love you, missed you, were concerned about you, are delighted to hear from you.
Now stop all the messing around and have a great Christmas.
