As a hockey fan, icing the cake would involve replacing the puck with a cake and shooting it across both blue lines or entering the offensive zone prior to the cake. That would result in a whistle and you’d have to bring the iced cake back to face off outside the blue line. I would think in this context, if you ice a cake too many times, it would look pretty smashed up and would begin to taste a little like hockey tape. Mind you, I have seen some Christmas cake that would easily pass as a hockey puck in looks and texture as well as taste. It sure would be a lot more pleasant taking a slap shot of the cake in the teeth. You’d simply lick your lips, swallow and continue on with a sugar high.
Does anyone really know what time it is? This takes the cake! I hear the bell sounding to go back to my room now and I have to get in before they lock the doors. It’s sure no cake-walk. Come to think of it, there are some folks in here who are here because they iced someone. OK, I’ll take my pills now! But it frosts me off to have to do so. I guess you think my life is a piece of cake.
Well, it’s sure been a slice.
Piece – or is that peace?
Greg
PS – You’ve heard the mathematical formula Pi R Squared? But pie are not squared, pie are round, cake are squared. Just something to think about. Who’s crazy now, huh – or eh?
Grake
